He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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