OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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