Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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