Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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