and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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