I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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