my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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