Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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