I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Fuck appropriateness.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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