This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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