That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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