You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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