Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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