what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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