Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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