i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
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I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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