I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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