So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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