There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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