Where did you get a picture of my penis
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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