Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My liver just had a heart attack.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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