just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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