Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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