Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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