Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Your dad touched me again.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
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Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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