I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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