She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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