She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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