No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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