He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
