I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I see more hoeing in ur future
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