you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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