is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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