I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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