I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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