I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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