I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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