: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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