Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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