maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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