What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
this just has baby written all over it
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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