She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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