Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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