Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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