just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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