I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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