He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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