You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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