Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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