chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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