So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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