Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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