I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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