I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I wear drunk well.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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