i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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