He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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